Here is my application to be a comedy writer for late night television. The joke would go something like this:
Did you hear the one about the grocery chain that recalled pecan pies for because pecans were not listed as an ingredient? It’s not a joke.
It’s like the story my mother tells me periodically that McDonald’s [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Publix Recall – Undeclared Pecans in Pecan Pie
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged pecans, publix on December 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
200 pounds of hazelnut kernels recalled….we told you so.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged FDA, hazelnut, janzen on December 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has again waited an unfathomable amount of time before reporting a food recall. Today’s recall dated December 24, 2009, a six day lapse. What is the matter with FDA?
The mainstream press is touting FDA for opening a new office in Mexico, and the Tylenol recall, the hazelnut recall has [...]
USFoodSafety.Com Provides A More Comprehensive, Up-To-Date List Of Recalled Consumer Hazelnut Products
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged food safety, hazelnuts, us food safety on December 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
USFoodSafety.com, the first website to provide consumers with the most up-to-date food safety alerts, recalls, advice and columns will provide a complete list of recalled Hazelnut products as well as a safe to eat hazelnut product list when warranted. For easy consumer viewing visit http://www.usfoodsafety.com. The blog, http://blog.usfoodsafety.com, will provide intermittent recalls as they become [...]
The Story of Batman & Robin and Nut Recall
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged hazelnuts, whole foods on December 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Introduction: Nut Recall, the arch enemy of all 2009 food recalls, more powerful than the Joker, has struck once again. Read the conversation between Batman & Robin.
Robin: Wow Batman, did you read in US Food Safety.com blog that hazelnuts have been recalled in several states? US Food Safety is way better than the Daily Planet.
Batman: [...]
Massive Hazelnut recall
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged FDA, hazelnuts on December 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Not again. Another nut recall. This time it’s hazelnuts. Should we rally the troops in the event and be prepared to work night and day in the chance that THIS could be another Peanut Corporation of America? or a Pistachio recall? What will we do?
Williamette Shelling of Newberg, Oregon recalling 114,350 pounds of shelled hazelnuts nationwide [...]


